From my first "Right-Wing Extremists Anonymous" meeting:

Hello. My name is "John Smith" (at least that is the name I am giving to the Department of "Justice") and I am a “Right-Wing Extremist”.

I believe in the Constitution.

I believe in free speech.

I am a veteran and I was at a Tea Party.

(To Napolitano, Olberman, and Garofalo: I am NOT a racist, neo-Nazi, skin head or "tea bagging redneck". I would gladly vote for Thomas Sowell, Larry Elder, Bobby Jindahl, or Walter Williams. I couldn't care less about the color of their skin. They're Americans aren't they? I'm pretty sure they could provide a Birth Certificate an improvement over the current Foreigner-in-Chief. To you of course they are “house-n******” or suffering from “Stockholm Syndrome”.)

I believe the Supreme Court has become the despotic branch. I believe that Congress is made up of cowards and parasites.

I believe that public education is an oxymoron.

I believe that “Live free or die” is more than just a motto. I believe that freedom isn’t free and that the 2nd Amendment is the only thing standing between us and tyranny.

I believe in equal opportunity, not equal outcomes and that I am entitled to the fruits of my labor. I believe in rooting for the underdog, championing freedom, and the total, historical failure of socialism. I believe there is no such thing as a free lunch and that Chicago Politics is synonymous with corruption. (Obamatrons: thanks for taking it national – that’s just what we needed.)

I believe political correctness is a tool of censorship. That George Orwell was a prophet. That today’s tolerance is anything but and that diversity is code for “group think”.

I believe that government is necessary (just not THIS government, or what it has become). I believe that any President who calls the United States a democracy should be impeached for total ignorance or blatant deception regardless of political party. We are a republic, and no Mr. Franklin, we could not keep it.

I believe that if a nation of 500 million, can only find leaders named Bush or Kennedy or Clinton is not a free nation but a nation ruled by elites who have no idea how you or I live.

I believe in standing for the National Anthem, with cap removed, hand over heart, and mouth shut - unless you are singing along.

I believe that children should take care of their parents as they age, not the government. That Bernie Madoff is going to serve the rest of his life in prison for committing the same fraud that the government sanctions as long as they are the only ones perpetuating that fraud.

I believe that any judge that can not understand or correctly interpret the phrases “shall not be infringed” or “shall make no law” has forfeited the right to serve this nation in any capacity – including dog catcher.  

I believe that any public servant that takes an oath to support or defend the Constitution of these United States of America, and then turns around and votes for legislation that clearly exceeds the authority granted by the Constitution should be removed from office and forced to work for the department of sanitation.

I believe that the 9th and 10th Amendments actually mean what they say and that the first Amendment gives us freedom to practice religion – not the right for government to abolish it. And since we started down that road, this country has gone steadily downhill and is destined for collapse unless we return to our founding principles.

I believe in the American Spirit. I believe that these United States of America are the good guys. That there is such a thing as evil, that one man’s terrorist is NOT another man’s “freedom fighter”, and that when the towers fell on 9/11 that the world stood still and witnessed evil incarnate.